Tom what are you doing.
Tom showing off his 13 chest hairs
Nice cleavage, Tom!
There’s 17 1/2 of them! Get your facts straight!
The Bandits by Dave Thacker
“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
Panda: Someone was paid to keep us in the pen! Let’s all climb over it!
Tom Hiddleston in A Waste of Shame (2005)